Its official. I am taking drugs for an sexually transmitted infection or disease, or at least the blurb says for infections / diseases of the "genital area". My mum would be so proud!! I am not as a result, so it also says on the blurb, allowed to drink any alcohol, presumably as that is when most people taking drugs for an STI are likely to pick up another!!

However I am taking drugs for an STI as I have an infection in the socket where the wisdom tooth I had taken out yesterday used to be. It has nothing to do with being an easy slapper what so ever and my genital area is nice, clean and unpoxed.

I still though cannot drown my sorrows like an easy slapper in a bottle of wine.